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Old Feb 26, 2008, 09:00 AM // 09:00   #41
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Look, GW is not america. There's only one McDrok's in gw and I've never seen a cheesburger there.
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 09:00 AM // 09:00   #42
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STOP America bashing

We know you are jealous. Thank you.
LOL

on topic:

Yes please, must not be uber fat people ... but I for sure did try to feed my Dervish with Pumpkin Pies and Sweets now for ages. Those poor girls always make me hungry.
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 09:00 AM // 09:00   #43
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Just to watch some 600lb Sin shadow step to you with and attack with an IAS...



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Old Feb 26, 2008, 09:31 AM // 09:31   #44
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Lolz. Reminds me of the Obesity Tanking screenshot from the Funny Screenshots thread a while back.

I think it should be an added effect if you eat too many sweets. You character gets wider and you have a box that says "You are under the effects of Indulgence" and you move 10%-66% slower and do 5%-15% more damage when attacking.

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Old Feb 26, 2008, 09:59 AM // 09:59   #45
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They should have different Bodu Builds for GW2.
As stated in the GW2 Suggestion Thread, to give people atleast 4 Body builds.
But I wanna add the Necro Body build, Anorexic in other words, Male Necros.

Don't be selfish, Other people to would want to be a Fat Assassin pwning people, For me I wanna try that Fat Buddhist Monk Feel^^.
And no one has the right to tell a person who should that person be just Suggest, Persuade or Warn, never Force(Annoying the Person until He/She agrees is fine, but never threaten like Parents and Bullies^^)!

But add the Anorexic Part more weight, it would be scary seeing a Skeleton^^.
Or worrying too much how long will that char live.

But keep Fat Assassins uhm, look possible.

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Old Feb 26, 2008, 10:50 AM // 10:50   #46
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/signed.

Don't get what ya'll have against fake fat characters. It'd be funny!
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 11:41 AM // 11:41   #47
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All the fat characters died out. In this world dominated by monsters, I think we must apply Darwin's theory of the most fit will survive. :P
lool thats the first thing i thought when i saw 'fat characters'
natural selection ftw.

this might imbalance pvp....people will be so much easier to click (im assuming they will be 2-3x bigger than normal)....kind of a disadvantage>_>
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 02:46 PM // 14:46   #48
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There will be Fat characters.

They will be called 'Male Norn'.

Anything out of that, would be senseless. The players are 'chosen ones', with the gift of the 6 gods in their veins.
Lyssa's power would never allow players to become fat.

This would be as much fat as they could be:
http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Image:Little_Thom.jpg

A little belly happiness.
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 02:52 PM // 14:52   #49
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/notsigned
chars by default have their own measurements and some armors express that
a male war with primeval is fat and one with glad doesn't look too fat
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 04:19 PM // 16:19   #50
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/signed yeah it would be awesome :d i would put all womens tiny and males fat

Then males would be allways drunk etc
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 08:09 PM // 20:09   #51
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lol i would love that it would be freaking hilarious to make a fat derv.
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Old Feb 26, 2008, 08:21 PM // 20:21   #52
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STOP America bashing

We know you are jealous. Thank you.
This made me smile. Thanks. Use <sarcasm> tags next time.

Anyways... /notsigned for GW, but I do hope they give us much more customization options in GW2.
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 03:09 AM // 03:09   #53
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All these characters do is run? When pray tell do they ever get a chance to sit around and get fat? Fat shouldn't exist anyway, lets not encourage people.

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Old Feb 27, 2008, 03:19 AM // 03:19   #54
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Just cause having more character customisation options is always good. Even if I shudder at the thought of some fat male warrior in glads training me.
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Old Mar 27, 2008, 06:52 AM // 06:52   #55
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/signed. Fat is the new skinny apparently. =]
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Old Mar 27, 2008, 07:44 AM // 07:44   #56
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Obviously eating candy treats should make you fat.
Running arround at higher than normal speed should make you slim.
Swinging heavy weapons (hammer, scythe, fugly huge swords) should make you more muscled.
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Old Mar 27, 2008, 09:34 AM // 09:34   #57
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Would fat characters suffer from armour penalties? Surely a 300lb character is more likely to be hit by a spammed arrow than a 100lb character?

Add a new class...Sumo Wrestler? Would solve the armour issues - he could just waddle round in a nappy.....
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Old Mar 27, 2008, 09:53 PM // 21:53   #58
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/signed. Fat is the new skinny apparently. =]
About a month late on that
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Old Mar 27, 2008, 09:58 PM // 21:58   #59
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Look, GW is not america. There's only one McDrok's in gw and I've never seen a cheesburger there.
lol.
America = /owned
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Old Mar 27, 2008, 10:05 PM // 22:05   #60
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Lol yes , america the overly obese mcdonald eating, couch potatoing fatties xD
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